eziorants:

“Deer Seester,

Todai was…..a leetle awkword.

I was a waulkeeng thru de crouds en de market, and saw a  dumbo guard.

…Hokai, what da fook do dey teech des guards.

I threw a bomb A STRAUIGHT A EN HEES A FACE.

When et esploded, he say “ooooh,  I wondur where a dat came froom oooh”

….I dink Consta…Consti…dis place es de preskewl for a de guards.

Butt im knot gonna lie, es funi as hell.

Luff, Ezioh”