February 2012
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Yuseef, dount lick dat bo-
eziorants:
“Deer Seester,
Todai was…..a leetle awkword.
I was a waulkeeng thru de crouds en de market, and saw a dumbo guard.
…Hokai, what da fook do dey teech des guards.
I threw a bomb A STRAUIGHT A EN HEES A FACE.
When et esploded, he say “ooooh, I wondur where a dat came froom oooh”
….I dink Consta…Consti…dis place es de preskewl for a de guards.
Butt im knot gonna lie, es funi as...
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What does your birthday say about you? →
kosmonaunt:
lupeh:
makcherrybomb:
If You Were Born Today, April 27: You are poised and come across as calm and refined. You are not easy to get close to, and much of your nature remains a mystery to others. Nevertheless, you are charming and others tend to respect you. You are extremely observant and generally think before you speak, and you are a great listener. Famous people born...
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He has a kewl hat
eziorants:
“Dear follohurs,
I haf a quehstion for yew aull.
Wat do yew gais dink uf hihs hat?
Heere, I’ll gif yew a blaenk one soh yew caun rite a leeter too!
Sincerely de assassen,
Ezioh”
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robert downey jr for
thethirdreel:
president
vice president
secretary of state
god
next oscar host
my husband
my baby daddy
all the sex
Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
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